Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
John need a plumber (especially after he drinks 13 bottles of water)

I didn't know plumbers dealt with biological problems....

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
John looks like something out of Deliverance

O.o Now that's an insult!

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
John says goodbye to las vegas...

Never been there...

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
John wants the internet CLOSED DOWN for destroying good music

Well I wouldn't ho that far...

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Microsoft sues John Does for bilking search bribery machine

Well that explains the income outcome problems.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
John hates jazz

I wouldn't say i hated it...

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
John asks the nature/nurture question

Hmm, it's like i've not been telling people something...

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
John likes my ass

Exactly....

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
John Eats Israel

How can one eat a country?

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
John Wears Tutu At Billy Elliot Launch In New York

You didn't see nuthin!

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
John was arrested for the Wonderland murders in December 4, 1981

At less than a month old that's quite impressive!

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
John Loves Mary

Who's Mary?