Chuff me it's been a while!

I'm crap, and i never got better despite all my promises!

If you want to chat to me/keep up i'm mostly on Facebook on my iphone.

Never worked out why tweeting is so popular... it's a really truncated system of talking...
Go tweet yo ass off people! lol!
I'm happy enough using status updates on facebook. just a shame that those stupid games bung it up.

I've fallen in love with Fallout 3 again. such an aweseom game!

Currently reading New Moon. had hoped to finish it for the new film, but hasn't happened yet!

Life wise, i mosed again this year, though only a few hundred yards!

Renting a nice 2 bed semi detached.

Anyways, gonna head now.

give me a shout or something.

if you need to find me on facebook let me know

Take care ya all

John

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
John need a plumber (especially after he drinks 13 bottles of water)

I didn't know plumbers dealt with biological problems....

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
John looks like something out of Deliverance

O.o Now that's an insult!

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
John says goodbye to las vegas...

Never been there...

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
John wants the internet CLOSED DOWN for destroying good music

Well I wouldn't ho that far...

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Microsoft sues John Does for bilking search bribery machine

Well that explains the income outcome problems.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
John hates jazz

I wouldn't say i hated it...

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
John asks the nature/nurture question

Hmm, it's like i've not been telling people something...

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
John likes my ass

Exactly....

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
John Eats Israel

How can one eat a country?

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
John Wears Tutu At Billy Elliot Launch In New York

You didn't see nuthin!

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
John was arrested for the Wonderland murders in December 4, 1981

At less than a month old that's quite impressive!

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
John Loves Mary

Who's Mary?

Well i'm back again, i'll try and make it for good, but i can't promise!

Actually wrote a pome the other day, check it out!

Currently reading Twilight, quite a good book, was surprised. Not seen film.

Anyways, be great to hear from anyone who's still around!

John

Well how long has it been.... ages......

I'm crap at keeping in touch online these days, plus i've not had the writing urge strong enough in a long time.

However, i've been highly enjoying my ps3... Fallout3 and Dead Space are awesome games, definately recommend!

Has been snowing pretty bad round here, well pretty bad for the uk anyways. Drove into work, big mistake, pretty scary, had a few skids and break locking... but got there and back ok!


Take care ya all

John

Stolen from Tappergurl

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5.Put this on your journal.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
“Stupid Bastard” by Brodie.... (Everyone talks crap )

2. How would you describe yourself?
“My Wine In Silence” – My Dying Bride (I think this is a quite a good one, I do like a bit of self indulgent melancholy)

3. What do you like in a boy?
“Something Diabolical” – Bloodhound Gang (I do like people that are a bit alternative)

4. How do you feel today?
Waggy – Blink 182 (I do feel a bit shit today actually...)

5. What is your life's purpose?
“Affliction” – A.F.I (of myself or of others, eh?)

6. What is your motto?
“A.D.I.D.A.S” - Korn ( hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaaaaaaaaaaaa)

7. What do your friends think of you?
“Dust of Ages” - Eels (I’m not that old damn it!)

8. What do you think of your parents?
“Destroy Everything You Touch” – Ladytron (they’re not that way at all!)

9. What do you think about very often?
“Happy Birthday” – The Birthday Party (be nice if everything went your way eh?)

10. What is 2 + 2?
“He Aloha Mele” – Sprung Monkey (Hmm?)

11. What do you think of your best friend?
“Gone” – Therapy (well gone in the head maybe...)

12. What do you think of the person you like?
“Shite” – Ohgr (Doh...)

13. What is your life story?
“The Disease of the Dancing Cats” - Bush (Yeah, the worlds fucked)

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
“Desire” – Gene Loves Jezebel (well it’s nice to be loved and desired )

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
"Angel Of Death” – Apocalyptica Cover (Hahahahaahahah, I used to have that song as her ring tone XD)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
“Mid Life Crisis” – Faith No More (actually we danced to Rainbow Connection by Kermit the frog)

17. What will they play at your funeral?
"Come On Come On” – Smash Mouth (Probably not but i’d love to have songs i like played)

18. What is your hobby/interest?
“Hong Kong Garden” Siouxsie and the Banshees ( well i do like a bit of asian pop culture)

19. What is your biggest fear?
"Less than Zero” – Type O Negative (well i guess no one wants to be a loser)

20. What is your biggest secret?
“Fillthee” - Otep (Hmm, well i guess this does make sense to me)

21. What do you think of your friends?
“If You Don’t” – Smash Mouth (great track, quite fitting reply to the question)

22. What will you post this as?
“Shout It Out” -Slaughter