My Memory Card

I went to the amusement park
With Barrett because it was dark
I could not see whose hand I’d grasped,
For some reason I should have guessed.
They’d both laughed and run away,
I just don’t know what else to say.

Because... now it’s all over,
I pursued them way too hard,
I flung down the controller,
But it’s still on my memory card.

The next day I raced you home,
But you said I was like a gnome
Using mushrooms to make me grow
So you shrank me to make me slow
And now I’m stuck with horny Bowser
While you’re trying to get into Toad’s trousers!

Because... now it’s all over,
I pursued you way too hard,
I flung down the controller,
But it’s still on my memory card.

Remember when I saved you
From Le Chuck and his evil crew
I gave you everything you desired
But you said you just too tired!
So I left without even a passionate snog
And I finished myself off with grog!

Because... now it’s all over,
I pursued you way too hard,
I flung down the controller,
But it’s still on my memory card.
And I’ll keep saving till the end…