John need a plumber (especially after he drinks 13 bottles of water)
I didn't know plumbers dealt with biological problems....
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
John looks like something out of Deliverance
O.o Now that's an insult!
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
John says goodbye to las vegas...
Never been there...
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
John wants the internet CLOSED DOWN for destroying good music
Well I wouldn't ho that far...
Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Microsoft sues John Does for bilking search bribery machine
Well that explains the income outcome problems.
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
John hates jazz
I wouldn't say i hated it...
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
John asks the nature/nurture question
Hmm, it's like i've not been telling people something...
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
John likes my ass
Exactly....
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
John Eats Israel
How can one eat a country?
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
John Wears Tutu At Billy Elliot Launch In New York
You didn't see nuthin!
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
John was arrested for the Wonderland murders in December 4, 1981
At less than a month old that's quite impressive!
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
John Loves Mary
Who's Mary?









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Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
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Well all i can say is if my heart was quiet i would feel empty, the fact it still beats out a sadness means i still have a heart to care. - Me 24/05/04
I am an adopter at :iconwriters:
CONGRATS on the getting married bit. That's so wonderful!
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Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
Aye you'd better get it on or i'll hunt you up!
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Well all i can say is if my heart was quiet i would feel empty, the fact it still beats out a sadness means i still have a heart to care. - Me 24/05/04
I am an adopter at :iconwriters:
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With our thoughts we create the world.-Buddha
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Well all i can say is if my heart was quiet i would feel empty, the fact it still beats out a sadness means i still have a heart to care. - Me 24/05/04
I am an adopter at :iconwriters:
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Well all i can say is if my heart was quiet i would feel empty, the fact it still beats out a sadness means i still have a heart to care. - Me 24/05/04
I am an adopter at :iconwriters:
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"and there's a star I used too wish on" - Staind
Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?
It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift
but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.
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