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Darkly Devising A New Insanity
About Me Member Emotional Poet kickmeiamadogMale/United Kingdom Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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John Needs....

Sun Jul 5, 2009, 1:43 PM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Flight of the Conchords
  • Reading: Twilight
  • Watching: Neon Genesis Evangelion
  • Playing: Resident Evil 5
  • Eating: Kendal Mint Cake
  • Drinking: Aqua
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
John need a plumber (especially after he drinks 13 bottles of water)

I didn't know plumbers dealt with biological problems....

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
John looks like something out of Deliverance

O.o Now that's an insult!

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
John says goodbye to las vegas...

Never been there...

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
John wants the internet CLOSED DOWN for destroying good music

Well I wouldn't ho that far...

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Microsoft sues John Does for bilking search bribery machine

Well that explains the income outcome problems.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
John hates jazz

I wouldn't say i hated it...

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
John asks the nature/nurture question

Hmm, it's like i've not been telling people something...

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
John likes my ass

Exactly....

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
John Eats Israel

How can one eat a country?

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
John Wears Tutu At Billy Elliot Launch In New York

You didn't see nuthin!

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
John was arrested for the Wonderland murders in December 4, 1981

At less than a month old that's quite impressive!

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
John Loves Mary

Who's Mary?

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: A Flat In St Johns
  • Interests: Music, Films, Gaming, Writing, Shits and Giggles
  • Favourite movie: s..... Aliens, Night Watch, Monty Python, The Crow, Juno
  • Favourite band or musician: The Cure
  • Favourite genre of music: Alt-Rock, Metal, Punk, New Wave, Industrial, Or anything i Just like ok?
  • Favourite artist: HR Geiger, evilchibiminion, Rach
  • Favourite poet or writer: Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Mr Poe, Kevin Smith
  • Favourite style of art: All sorts, generally dark and moody pieces, maybe cuteness factors as well =^-^=
  • Operating System: Vista... the biggest pile of poopiness in the fecking world
  • MP3 player of choice: Iphone
  • Shell of choice: One in the corner of my bed where i can huddle with my notebook and pen, or just hide with music
  • Wallpaper of choice: I prefer paint
  • Skin of choice: One with scratch marks :P
  • Favourite game: Starcraft, Diablo, Worms, Warcraft, SW Battlefront, Fallout 3, Dead Space
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC, Dreamcast, PS2, N64, Mastersystem2, PS£!
  • Favourite cartoon character: Eric Draven and Raphael
  • Personal Quote: Doo dee doo, doo de doo doo dooooo
  • Tools of the Trade: A pen and paper, and a pc, thats all i need, maybe some Jack Daniels as well, mmmm

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How's life as the old ball and chain??

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Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
A bit clunky. XD

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Well all i can say is if my heart was quiet i would feel empty, the fact it still beats out a sadness means i still have a heart to care. - Me 24/05/04

I am an adopter at :iconwriters:
Hmm, no art posted on the internet, that's for sure. Well, I have one picture up that I should submit here now that I think about it.. It's been a while. I'm surprised you visit my page anymore!!! It's so stagnant!!

CONGRATS on the getting married bit. That's so wonderful!

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Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
Lol, thank you!

Aye you'd better get it on or i'll hunt you up!

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Well all i can say is if my heart was quiet i would feel empty, the fact it still beats out a sadness means i still have a heart to care. - Me 24/05/04

I am an adopter at :iconwriters:
hello. read a couple of your poems. not bad.

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With our thoughts we create the world.-Buddha
Cheers, glad they provided some amusement!

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Well all i can say is if my heart was quiet i would feel empty, the fact it still beats out a sadness means i still have a heart to care. - Me 24/05/04

I am an adopter at :iconwriters:
hey dude! got me a new account! oooh get me. i am now the artist known as rach--86, and not rach2003! figured it was time to start again. but dont worry, mini cheeses are always free to you!
I like cheese, cheese is good.

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Well all i can say is if my heart was quiet i would feel empty, the fact it still beats out a sadness means i still have a heart to care. - Me 24/05/04

I am an adopter at :iconwriters:
You have been tagged in the 8 Things About ME journal

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"and there's a star I used too wish on" - Staind
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Wow! You really are a brilliant poet, aren't you?

Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?


It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift

but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.

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